Terrible fucking ideas

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AWD, maybe DKP trucks up front but channel is a good bet. I would look more into a linkage steering mechanism like the flexboard and SRB NKP 3-links.

I bet stooge would sell you a single truck

that sounds awesome actually.

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Catapillars attempt at an ATV skateboard
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@everyfuckingesk8company

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Especially with my incredibly long testicles.

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Amphibious esk8/esurf. Large puddle, river or lake in the way? No problem! Just keep right on going.

No longer would this problem hamper my rides:

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Just needs some bindings and we are good to go

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I knew I’ve seen you b4…
12377404

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Rheostatic brakes that burn energy off into halogen bulbs. Duels as brake lights. I know it has to be a terrible idea some how.

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That’s actually a pretty sweet idea

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I am 99% sure that is actually @kook

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Solar Fucking Roadways…

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Where is the kook…

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AWOL. Rumour has it he started a scooter cult.

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@Battery_Mooch triggered the idea when he asked if anyone used halogens on esk8.

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Took a job with SpaceX again.

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Your info checks out…

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:rofl::joy::joy:, I’m dieing

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