Where you been, dood? Welcome!
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.news like the slacker I am lol. Realized you weren’t coming back so I made an account to bug you here. Missed you homie!
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Same here, so happy you joined up. Even though you’ve clearly come over to plant a much-needed boot in my ass.
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Esk8 news isn’t going anywhere. This forum is mainly related to the freesk8 brand and the products and testing related to them. A lot of us are still active on the news site.
You just have to look at 2 forums now!
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And who are you?
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Dammit. I Suk in deez shyts.
Small (very lightweight), Canadian, few builds done (only have 3 in the house now) love using mountainboards for almost everything but mountains. I take in all the ressources i can so I have something useful to say when my local riders need help. Heard freesk8 was becoming a ressource, so kinda needed to show up. And I can’t be present without supporting 
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whodis? new forum
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Hi, my name is Shawn. I enjoy short walks in the garage, attracting solder fumes and searching my workspace for tools I need, but can’t find half the time. I like buying and unintentionally hoarding parts, planning too many builds I don’t have enough time to finish, and having a glorious fleet of partially completed ESk8s that I am both moderately proud of and also equally ashamed.
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Let’s all welcome brother Shawn. The coffee and donuts are free, but donations are appreciated. Now, who is next to hold the suspiciously glistening sharing pillow?
Welcome, guy with a username that could be a cough syrup!
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Hi shawn…
everyone i know named shawn is weird…
welcome to the weirdness
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Thanks Billiam! I believe le share pillow es occupado, or at least is still stuck to the previous members’ …member? 
Feels like some of us might need a little tutorial on proper pillow use. 
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Thanks Koo Koo bear. But it’s the “Sean’s” you really have to watch out for. They’re even weirder than the baffling pronunciation of their names would suggest. Amirite @SeanHacker? 
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Hahaha, I love the this has caught on.
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I’m gonna keep pushing for Bilbo
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Your list of crimes grows.
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I’m still partial to BillGo Flaggins. Got a nice “Lord Of The Cock Rings” sound to it.
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Great. Another hour of therapy for me. Every time she asks me to point out where they hurt me on the doll, it’s always the heart.
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You named Andrew’s penis “List of Crimes”? Seems fitting. Carry on.
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