I was masturbating, and I wasn’t finished perving all the dick-pix in my inbox…
@Wandagoner I’d wondered which rabbit hole you fell into!!!
spoofed y’all… ya can’t keep a k00k down
harsh welcome brother
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FTFY. 
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“Front tail” will be stolen and re-used. 
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Like a canker sore before a first date, the Timothy Leary of esk8 appears!
Welcome, kookster!
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No, it was his PP.
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No worries. It’s a direct Wiggum quote. Wish I was smart enough to come up with gold like that!
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personally i view it as an enhancement, albeit unintended. 
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I got the “Wan” title treatment.
He used to change a single character’s case in my titles, so it looked like error/sloppiness, and @glyphiks actually PMed me about it.
Infuriating.
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Realized I hadn’t done one of these yet, so here goes nothing.
I’m Tom and live in Tennessee. I was born on the west coast but grew up in Atlanta. I moved to Nashville for work and am raising two bad ass girls. For work, I’m lucky enough to be a senior executive for a medical device company.
I’ve always got a handful of hobbies that I obsess over. I’ve built race cars, rock crawlers, and a handful of motorcycles. I’ve been a passionate mtn biker for close to 25 years and have traveled extensively to ride. There was a ten year period that I tried to paddle every waterfall in the southeast. After some near death experiences I pumped the brakes on paddling.
Love the building aspect of esk8 compared to cars. So much cleaner, less blood, and I can work indoors!
Apparently, i send birds to my friends that bail on rides.
Bonus post crash pic
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fukkoff Tom…
and I share lots of your passions
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Please don’t beat me up ever. I’m sorry in advance.
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you’re gunna get your ass kicked unless you can run really fast in your high-heels…
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hey… @BillGordon I really like not having that annoying title looming over me…
i imagine this is what prince felt like when he got high before the made himself a symbol…
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When will you learn? 99% sure I know who did that.
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ok… fuck… i’m just like the rest of you fukks…
I felt the freedom of restraints and bonds…
the effervescence of being…
now I appear no different than the rest of you fukks with an annoying title hanging over your head…
fukk I should learn to keep my big fukking mouth shut!..
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If only…
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Hey, I’m Lin, and i like to put weed on my boards, figuratively and literally.
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Welcome master of wood work and wood art! 
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