Al's Wild World of Wallaby Wankery

Righto cocks, the Robot has threatened to set his knife gang on me unless I start a thread here so here’s a quick one.

This is where I get most of my shit done, although it tends to get messed up pretty damn quick and I often need to move to other areas of the house until they get sufficiently messed up too :joy:

I’ll keep this thread updated with current projects and other random shit as time goes on :call_me_hand:

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It’s exactly how I envisioned the space…well except I assumed there would be more beer cans.

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There usually is. There’s only 2 short nights worth of beer cans in that photo.

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Do you drink any water? That is 10 cans per day = 3.3lt of beer per day.

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10 cans in the workshop. More definitely occurred elsewhere.

Water is for flushing the toilet, who drinks that shit?

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Let’s draw straws now to provide Al with a liver transplant later. By later, I mean Aug 25th.

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All he needs is to stop drinking for a while.
Then he will be able to afford it himself.

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So get ready to buy esk8 parts on the cheap within a week? Dibs on the decks and Hummie hubs!

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I pay $30-33 for 30 x 330ml tins. Can’t afford to be fancy when you drink this much.

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So 15AUD /day = 5400 AUD /year
That’s a lot of toys Al

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Too much maths.

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That’s the only way I can afford this hobby, by not drinking anymore…

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Is this a fucking intervention?

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Took you long enough to figure out.
Not surprising with that amount of beer in your system.

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It’s like a [mountain board] you can pour into your face

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Since this is Esk8 shouldn’t we just do a GoFundMe? :joy:

Wait, no. Pre-Orders?

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Can i blow the liver money on more beer and then start another go fund me for the actual liver?

Tiller style :sunglasses:

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You just gave me a minor panic attack until I remembered that we’re in a safe space now.

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Look at all those decks boy I don’t think I’ve ridden that many decks in my life lmao

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