Al's Wild World of Wallaby Wankery

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Too many wishes. Do you think I may be in a state of discontent with my current situation? :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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maybe? I’m going to Reunion Island mid november, feel free to come. that would be one heck of a wish come true :grin:

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Holy shit that place looks amazing.

We are in hardcore lockdown here. At this point in time I don’t know when we will ever be allowed out :joy: i haven’t travelled properly in years, would be nice to see some new sights.

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it’s spectacular. of course i’m going there for a climbing comp haha. Staying with a bunch of friends down there. I’m part of Team reunion this year for my climbing club. they are like the coolest people i know and i thought that was the best thing for me this year since i’ve had quite a terrible season.

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Well, fuck you then.

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fixed :kissing_heart:

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this was me last year at the Coupe De France in the Reunion

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You have no idea how bad I wanna draw a dick on that photo. But I must resist.

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yes. much discontent :kissing_heart: :rofl:

Thanks Al

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He means your handcuffed and hairless body, Louis. Heed my warning.

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please elaborate. I’m hairy af Bill. Pics needed?

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He will shave you down completely with a Bowie knife. Watch the documentary called “Crocodile Dundee” one day.

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Fuck off mate, I got a Donk

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Don’t underestimate me Bill :cowboy_hat_face:


I just realized that Donk is actually @malJohann

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Oi! I’ll let you know, much to @BillGordon’s disappointment, that I have waaay more teeth than that.

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Also…

https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0GI1J0ZGPNTU7DR2AOVIUO3NB2/ref=atv_hm_hom_c_r1Fy1u_4_2

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My dick has the marks to prove it.

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Patently untrue, you’re still alive.

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fish fuck in water… fuck that shit!

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